BrookeM bitchtits™
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questions.
Are you a deep person?
depends on the subject matter.
Do you cry a lot in public?
i’d rather be shot.
Is your heart broken?
i don’t believe so.
Are you failing any classes?
negative.
What are you doing tomorrow?
i have an interview in craigieburn and then i’m going to melton.
Do you remember who you liked this time three months ago?
i was dating someone three months ago. yes.
Where did you get the underwear you’re wearing?
i think my sister bought them.
Is there anyone in the room with you?
i think my cat is.
What’s one thing that’s been bothering you lately?
my sex life.
Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
i woke up next to brandon. of course.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with M?
yes.
Do you like winter?
i prefer winter.
Last time you laughed?
an hour or so ago.
Who was the first and last person you heard on the phone today?
jordan and amber.
Are you someone who worries too often?
negative.
What’s the last sporting event you watched?
i caught a glimps of the melbourne cup races.
Are you wearing socks?
i am not.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
brooke, bitchtits, brookles or brookem.
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
i’ve done that twice.
If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
no, i don’t care.
Have you spoken to your mother today?
i did, yes.
What are some lyrics to the song you last heard?
“what have i become? my sweetest friend.”
Have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
yes. two out of five of them.
Does any part of your body hurt right now?
my eyes are killing me.
What’s a fact about the last person who texted you?
he is my nephew.
How many people do you not get along with?
a shorter list would be of people i do get along with.
Do you wake up cranky?
if i’m woken up abruptly.
Whose car were you in last?
my mothers.
If you took a drug test, would you pass it?
negative.
Does talking about sex make you feel uncomfortable?
uhm, haha, definitely not,
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
i have indeed.
How is your last ex doing?
pulling his dick to my photos.
How was New Years?
it was a hot mess.
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
not particularly.
Did you have a good day yesterday?
it went alright.
Anyone have your heart at the moment?
my nephews and niece.
Have you ever made out with anyone who’s name started with a B, J, K, N, T or W?
yes.
Which one of those was the best kisser?
i don’t remember.
Are you open with your feelings to people?
i’m straight-forward, yes.
What are your biggest fears in the world?
losing my nephews and niece.
Is there a friend you can’t stand?
uhm.. no.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
i find drinking alcohol pointless.
Do you regret anything?
negative.
Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long?
yeah, i threw it away after i read it.
Have you ever been given an engagement ring?Have you done anything embarrassing lately?
tonight when i squeeled like a bitch.
If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
i’d love to live in a beautiful house with my angels.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
i have not.
Who was the last person you took a picture of besides yourself?
brandon.(via brandonbrianjackson)
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questionnaire.
1. Name: brooke mitchell
2. Age: 17
3. Zodiac sign: pisces
4. Male or Female: female
5. Hair color: black
6. Short or tall: i’m of relatively average height.
7. Are you ticklish: that honestly depends on my mood.
8. Dress or jeans: i’d never be caught dead in a dress.
9. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be: the ability to fly would be an amazing wonder.
10. How many drugs have you done in the last three days: none.
11. What did your last text message you received on your cell say and who was it from: “is it booty-call o’clock?” - cameron.
12. Name one thing you worry about running out of: time.
13. Five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island: my nephews, niece and a steady food and water supply.
14. What is your best physical feature: my eyes.
15. Do you have a crush on someone: i’m not sure.
16. What color are your bed sheets: black.
17. Piercings: 7
18. Pepsi or Coke: coke
19. Have you ever been in an airplane: i most certainly have.
20. Do you talk to yourself: if i need to obtain important information, i repeat it to myself, aloud.
22. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower: i whisper lamb of god lyrics or belt out some johnny cash at the top of my lungs.
23. What do you do when no one is watching: masturbate, watch pr0nz, have serious conversations on the internet.. y’know, what everyone else does.
24. First best friend: uhm, probably daniel petrovski in year seven.
25. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep: i only get one, my death better be spectacular.
26. Who was your first crush?: apparently a boy named shaun when i was two. we have photos together at our second birthday party. kissing.
27. Driven a car?: uhm, derp, obviously.
29. Last friend you talked to in person: brancock.
30. Do you “label” yourself: i’m a bogan when i want to be.
31. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you: he knows how i feel about him.
32. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be: she’d have to be really hilarious and have the sex appeal of a couch cushion.
33. Last movie you watched: the bone collector
34. Last song you listened to: slave or some shit by britney spears. brandon is a homo.
35. Last thing you bought: a blow job.
36. Last person you hugged: brandon
37. Food: is a necessity
38. Drinks: non-alcoholic
39. Bottoms: jeans or track pants.
40. Flower: i don’t know what it’s called.
41. Animal: any animal with albinism.
42. Colours: black, red, purple and green.
43. Movie: i watch them all the time.
44. Subjects: sociology, mathematics, and philosophy.
HAVE YOU EVER…
45. [x] fallen in love with someone
46. [x] celebrated Halloween
47. [x] had your heart broken
48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone
49. [x] wanted to smack someone upside the head
51. [x] eaten a whole pizza
52. [x] tried to do something, but couldn’t succeed
53. [] did something I regret.
54. [x] broke a promise
55. [x] hid a secret
56. [x] pretended to be happy
57. [x] met someone who changed your life
58. [x] pretended to be sick
59. [ ] left the country
60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it
61. [x] cried over the silliest thing
62. [] ran 5 miles
63. [] went to the beach with your bestfriend
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends
65. [x] hated someone
66. [x] stayed single for a whole year besides before highschool
CURRENTLY:
67. Eating: oxygen
68. Drinking: saliva
69. Listening to: i don’t even know.
70. Thinking about: how badly i want to have sex.
71. Plans for today: my day is over and i did nothing but chill with brandon. kik bk dis dat.
72. Waiting for: my nephews and niece to give me huge cuddles.
YOUR FUTURE:
73. Want kids: definitely not.
74. Want to get married: definitely not.
75. Careers in mind: solicitor in family or criminal law.
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:
76. Lips or eyes: teeth, always teeth.
77. Shorter or taller: my mates are all taller than me.
78. Romantic or Spontaneous?: spontaneous!
79. Nice stomach or nice arms?: i don’t care.
81. Hook-up or relationship?: hook-up with the bitch.
82. Looks or personality?: personality means more to me though appearance does count.
HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts: unfortunately.
84. Snuck out of a house: once with stephanie.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: i’d never do that.
86. Had your heart broken: every time my angels are taken from me.
87. Broken someone’s heart: i don’t care.
88. Been in love: since the day i first laid eyes on my nephews!
89. Cried when someone died?: yeah, i guess so.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: hell yeah i do.
91. Miracles: not particularly.
92. Love at first sight: what a ridiculous notion.
93. Heaven: define heaven.
94. Santa Clause: negative.
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? of course.
98. Do you know who your real friends are?: sometimes.
99. Do you believe in God?: i believe in a higher power. i just haven’t figured out what it is, yet.
100. Would you change something in your life?: there are a few things i’d like to change.
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