i need a pussy in my bed. now. jordon needs a cunt to fuck while i watch. sort your shit ladies and nominate one of yourselves. your reward is getting to eat mine while he fucks yours.
the person that owns this number keeps prank calling me with lame insults about my sex life. the worst thing it can come up with was ‘how is the anal going, tart?’ mind you she barely understand my properly formed english spoken sentences. probably from lack of education.
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things between girlfriend, caitlin, and i are going smashingly. i’m absolutely in love as much with her now as i was when i first fell for her.
my most recent romantic interests name is jordon. i’m really digging him and the sex is absolutely amazing. the sex is hard, aggressive, passionate, and happens a lot. i’m very happy spending time with him also.
i’m currently looking for a job though i’m confused as to where to look (in what area i should be looking). i’m going to print off quite a lot of curriculum vitæs and just hand them in around where i live and in melbourne city.
this is your update.
i’ve not been at home for a long while nor have i had much reception. i’ve been in frankston having a lot of wild sex. /quite content.
TWO WEEKS WORTH OF GROWTH!
my mum and her boyfriend: ‘oh, this has skulls.. brooke will like it’
the weird shit those two bring home for me.. seriously. i have piercings and black hair so this automatically means i need occult items. i dislike how her boyfriend tries to impress me though. for example the kid went out and bought scorpians.. didn’t feed them and they died or the time he came home with six gore movies.. they’re still in the plastic covering. i mean, this man needs jesus.
cards for after sex. once you’re finished, you fill out the cards rating your partner/s out of ten and stating why that specific number was chosen, and then a section to write what they need to work on and what you enjoyed the most, because apparently no one in melbourne knows how to communicate like an average human being. i think they’d appreciate my honesty much more via card and if they fill out a card, at least i’m getting some sort of feedback. i seem to be the only melbournian that can talk openly about sex.. even after it’s happened. prudes.
when people i thought i could genuinely care about, try to make me feel like i’m a bad person. bitch, that will never work. haha. i’m an amazing person with a brilliant mind. you’re just annoying bbz.
i’m trying to grow them. i paint them so they look longer.
jurasic park, doom, hellboy, panic room, lord of war, smokin’ aces, austin powers: international man of mystery, charlie’s angels, charlie’s angels full throttle, the day the earth stood still, the day after tomorrow, and independence day for $35!
lord of war has not been opened and the rest are in mint condition. i am godly.