laying naked in bed whilst watching archer. it is so damn hot and i’m sweating like a gerontophile in an elderly nursing home. archer is such a swell show. it’s wit wrapped up in idiocy. i thoroughly enjoy it. i’m not looking forward to christmas day. these family feuds are fucking ridiculous. i now have to go out of my way, and all over melbourne, just to see everyone. i haven’t made amber a christmas card yet or bought her a present but i’m trying to think of something more meaningful than what i was originally going to buy her.